The Shocker

Ok, so I'm sitting at work and giggling because I'm thinking about "The Shocker" and its more explicit names, so I'm going to list all of the ones I can think of:
-2 to rock her, 1 to shock her
-2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
-stinky, stinky, poo poo pinky
-2 in the coot, one in the boot
-going to town with 1 in the brown
-2 in the beaver, 1 in the cleaver
-2 in the love shack, 1 in the ass crack
-2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch
-1 in the love sleeve, one in the no please
-2 in the shavey, 1 in the gravy
-2 in the junk, one in the funk
-2 in the turkey gobbler, 1 in the peach cobbler
-2 in the meat, one in the seat
-2 in the kitty, 1 in the shitty
-2 in the pisser, 1 in the kisser
-2 in the tootie, and 1 in the booty
-2 where it squirts, 1 where it hurts
-2 where you snack, 1 around back
-2 in the blood, 1 in the mud (eeew)
-2 in the jelly, 1 in the smelly
-2 for pleasin, 1 for teasin
-2 in the grass, 1 in the ass
-2 in the bush, 1 in the tush
-2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney
-2 where she peeces, 1 where she feces
-dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado
-2 in the cake, one in the pudding
-2 in the baby maker, 1 in the patty caker
-2 in the condom muncher, 1 in the donkey puncher
-2 in the meat pie, one in the brown eye
-2 at Yale, one at Brown
-2 in the cummer, 1 in the bummer
-2 in the snail, 1 in the tail
-2 in the tart, 1 in the fart
-2 in the gum, 1 in the bum
-2 in the winker, 1 in the sphincter
-2 in the fowl, 1 in the bowel
-2 in the creamer, 1 in the steamer
-2 in the poon, 1 in the moon
-2 in the cheese, 1 in the whiz
-2 in the muff, 1 in the rough
-2 in the pookey, 1 in the dookie

I am a bad, bad, very immature person. Thank you to Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia. Haha, I apologize for this post. Tell me if it makes you giggle. Be honest.