Dad, why didn't you ever tell me that you had a twin brother? Gosh, I feel like you never tell me ANYTHING about our family past. I hope that Luciano's feelings aren't hurt.
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We were hoping you wouldn't find out about him; he lived in a trailer down by the river...Actually, you have a little bit of him in you; his skin was emblazoned with mermaid and guitar tattoos, after which he acquired hepatitis...He died while trying to lick his elbow with his tongue;he contorted his body so vehemently that it cut off his air supply...I guess risk-taking is in your genes, huh?...xoxo Mammy
Actually, old Luciano is the Saraceno that comes from your mother's side os the family. For your cousin that comes from my side of the family go to this site: http://www.bluessaraceno.com/index.html
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We were hoping you wouldn't find out about him; he lived in a trailer down by the river...Actually, you have a little bit of him in you; his skin was emblazoned with mermaid and guitar tattoos, after which he acquired hepatitis...He died while trying to lick his elbow with his tongue;he contorted his body so vehemently that it cut off his air supply...I guess risk-taking is in your genes, huh?...xoxo Mammy
Actually, old Luciano is the Saraceno that comes from your mother's side os the family. For your cousin that comes from my side of the family go to this site: http://www.bluessaraceno.com/index.html
Trust me, there is no nice Jewish boy named Luciano Saraceno...his real name is Hyman Lipshitz, and he sells pickles on the lower East Side in NY...
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