Thursday, January 12, 2006

High Class

"If they were air-conditined, I'd move in!"
--My "Sexual Diversity" professor, on vaginas

Man oh man, this is gonna be a great semester.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you sure the title of the class isn't "sexual PERversity"?

And although a vagina may not be air-conditioned,it's self-lubricating, creating a warm,welcoming environment to all who enter...

And who wants a chilled vagina anyway?

Talk amongst yourselves...xoxox Mammmy

Phil said...

Mammy, my thoughts exactly (re: PERvesity). Is this professor male or female? I need to know so that I can create a stereotyped image of said prof as sex-crazed lesbian (who thinks she's well-adjusted but isn't) hitting on the girls or perverted guy (who thinks he's clever but is really sad) trying to score some undergraduate booty.

Or am I way off?

Anna Shambleceno said...

Well, Mr. Flannel,
It's a middle-aged man. Apparently, he and his wife went to a sex show in Bangkok on Christmas.

It's odd, but he's not really that creepy. I mean, who wouldn't want to live in a vagina?

Phil said...

Read the account of the sex show my pal Camille saw in Bangkok [link].

Visit often: yes.

Live in: no.

Think about it: menstration...yeast infections...Hello!

Ask Jim... said...

Maybe, someday, he will find himself living in a vagina down by the river!

I mean, hey, I used to live in a school bus out in the woods, so what's the big deal?