List time.

Time for a post full of random thoughts:

• I don't like the word "ointment."


• When gambling, remember: Slots = bad, craps = fantastic.


• Mr. Helen is the most strong and valiant fish ever, and he will live to age 99.


• "Law and Order: SVU" is the best show ever... besides "Jeopardy!"


• Amy sent this site to me, and I can't stop looking at it. I need to get a life.


• Gwendolyn and I are going to the Bloomington Animal Shelter tomorrow to play with the puppies and kitties! She may have to drag me out of the building.


• Asparagus turns into liquidy mush when left in the produce drawer of the refridgerator for too long.


• I'm going to Olive Garden tomorrow night with Kristen, Emily and Gwendolyn. Endless salad + endless breadsticks + delicious pasta + wine = happy happy Anna


• People-watching in the HPER workout rooms is quite hilarious. I usually choose the ellipticals by the free weights so I can watch the guys look at themselves in the mirror while getting hernias. It makes me giggle


• Excedrin Migraine and regular Excedrin have the exact same amounts of the exact same ingredients.


• My term as Collins President ends on April 1st, and my last Presidents Council meeting is this Wednesday. It's been a good year, but I'm happy to move on.


• If you haven't seen it yet, here is the site I made for my Homer Sapiens class.


• April 15th is Collinsfest. I'm going to have a booth called "The Ex-President paints your FACE" and I'm going to force my parents into having a booth called "Ask Jim and Bonny Anything, but please focus on cars, baseball, biology, and spray-painted baskets."


• Adam Saraceno is the most gifted singer/songwriter in the history of the world.

Ok, that's about it. Exciting stuff, I know.