Thursday, May 04, 2006

Engrish.

Hey math nerds-- check this out:

x = y
x2 = xy
x2 - y2 = xy - y2
(x + y)(x - y) = y(x - y)
x + y = y
1 + 1 = 1
2 = 1
OMG.
But it only works with zero.


In other news:

Tonight at work we ordered Chinese. I sacrificed my good fortune, and took the broken fortune cookie, while my co-workers received in-tact fortune cookies.

I guess that explains my fortune:

"Behind every able-bodied man, there is always."

I'm not even kidding.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't lie. We all got broken cookies. I <3 Engrish. Thanks for ordering.

Anonymous said...

wow. you have the most sense-making blog i've ever read. i enjoyed :o) i'm a stalker, la-la-la. i'll see you in august! :o) love, the Russian.