Especially heinous

And now introducing...

Detective Olivia Benson of the Bloomington Special Victims Unit

She's my beautiful little kitty, and I just adopted her yesterday. She's between 1 and 2 years old, and she's such a sweetheart. She was pretty shy when I first got her home, but now she's extremely friendly. She was meowing allllllll night, but I think she's just getting used to things. Right now I'm at work and I can't stop thinking about my crime-fighting partner at home. I am so freakin excited that I have a kitty cat... I'm sure most of you know how long I've been waiting to have one.

So, if for the next few weeks you find that I'm antisocial and only want to hang out in my apartment, you know why. Olivia and I are having quality time.