So, I'm working the overnight at UITS, and eating the last handful of my buddy Pete's M&M's, and I noticed the back of the package says "Special Offers! Fun Games! And More! Go to mms.com!" I did what the package told me, and I went to mms.com. Then I found out you can get CUSTOM PRINTED M&M'S!!! You can choose from 22 colors, and get 2 messages.
So, since I am so mature and funny and popular, I decided it would be hilarious to have 1 message be "POOP ON MY CHEST" and the other one "PEE IN MY MOUTH." I started laughing like an idiot, and then told my coworkers what I was laughing about. My supervisor then suggested making them yellow and brown. However, out of 22 colors, you can't get brown! Well, let me tell you, Mars Incorporated is going to hear from me!
...and then I found 5 dollars?
But seriously... I think I might need to order some custom M&M's for Valentine's Day.
Ok, now that I have that out of my system, time for a visit to Linky Town:
- Yet another news story about trichotillomania. Interesting how there's so much new information on it...
- This news story is definitely a sign of our times.
- Um hey, what are you doing?
- Beautiful Agony: the beauty of the human orgasm (probably not safe for work)
- This one's for you, Jim: The Museum of Online Museums (I like the galleries of fruit labels, casino carpets, nose art babes, and Batman onomatopoeia)
- Yeah! I like the way you lay down the law!
P.S. To anybody who reads this and lost every ounce of respect for me due to the M&M's story, I sincerely apologize, but it was bound to happen sooner or later.
1 comment:
if anything, i respect you EVEN MORE
-emhurst
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