For me to poop on!

So, I got my dad 3 things for his birthday: a bottle of Glenfiddich, the Sports Illustrated Cardinals World Champion issue, and The Way Things Ought To Be by Rush Limbaugh. Here are the pictures, along with his captions:

Thanks Anna...


Rush Limbaugh is great! FOR ME TO POOP ON!



Haha, daddy is silly. He and I are going to build a wine rack over break. I'll definitely take pictures of the process and the final project... and if you're lucky, I'll get footage of him shouting colorful profanities!

Anyway, the semester is finally over, and now my goal is to have my grad school applications submitted by the new year. It's a very feasible plan, as long as it doesn't keep me from important things, like drinking wine and petting my cat.

I've recently fallen in love... his name is Reza Aslan, and he doesn't know me yet, but we're getting married. Who's a smart, handsome boy? WHO IS IT?


That's right, my little Rezie-poo, it's you.

Ok sorry for that... I was writing a final paper and ended up drinking too much Rockstar Energy Drink, so I stayed up till 6:30 am watching intarweb videos. My videos went between 3 subjects: Jesus Camp, Carl Monday, and Reza Aslan. It was thoroughly entertaining, and I really want to see all of "Jesus Camp."

Anyway, I have 25 more minutes of work tonight, then I'm going to relax with some friends whose names are Carrie and Pinot Noir.

Let me leave you with a picture Katie sent me:

KITTIESSSSSS!!!!!! Oh man I love kitties. Have I told you guys about how much I love kitties?