Valentine's Day is so GAY!

LadySaraceno:
toinght amy and chrissi are coming to bloomington and we're gonna go to a lesbian bar to see a drag show and find me a valentine

JimCno:
Oh, how fun, find me one while your there!

LadySaraceno:
something tells me they won't be interested in you
no offense
you're just not their type
but maybe they'd like to see bonny

JimCno:
so what are you saying.... are the prejudiced? (sp?)

LadySaraceno:
yes, yes they are
horribly

JimCno:
THOSE DAMNED LESBIANS!
They just need a hot guy like me to change their ways.