Thursday, May 15, 2008

I like my odds!

According to Wikipedia, which is an incredibly reliable source, the new medicine that I'm taking has a variety of side effects. However, there is one that I'm really hoping for:

In about 5% of patients, it can instead cause inadvertent orgasms when yawning.

By "instead" the article is referring to the ejaculation difficulties that the med may cause.

I dream of a day that I'm sitting at my desk, then upon yawning (as I do, multiple times every day), I just inadvertently have an orgasm!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

From your mouth to God's ears...

Anonymous said...

how do they know that the orgasms will be inadvertent? i, for one, think being tired is extremely erotic. any mid-yawn orgasms on my part would be completely intentional.