Friday, June 05, 2009

God as our watchword

My buddy KT Wilk inquired about a house rental posting on Craigslist. Here is the response she got:

Blessed Greetings,
It is with great heart that your email was received and details of the house is below;

House Status: Available Now!!!
Bedroom : 2
Security Deposit : $400 Monthly Rent : $600 Application Fee: $0
Pets Policy : OK
Address of the house:3501 Thornhill Cir E Lafayette, IN 47909-6250
Lease Term : As long as you wished
Contact Me : 011-234-7069726693 OR +234-7069726693

We hope you are happy with the details of the house and it met your expectations, we are a very nationalitive family with the faith in God as our watchword. The house is been placed for rent due to our missionary work transfer (me & husband are missionaries). We are ONLY looking for a responsible family/person that can take very good care of our home while we away on humanitary work through Gospel Mission in Western Africa . For clearity sake, the rent money is not the most paramont as our hard earned property is the most important thing in our lives.If you are honestly interested and will absolutely maintain my property,(treating it like it belongs to you) as we pray and hope that we can trust and have confidence in you?, I earlier wanted to sale the house but had a second thought to rather put it up for rent because after our missionary in Africa we will be coming back to the United States (this must be after any rent agreement has ended).

Presently, We are here in west Africa doing the Lord's duty for humanity, for through our direct service to mankind, the blessings and promises of God will manifest today. The house's HARD COPIES of vital documents and the entrance keys to the house are with me, for we try to look for dependable agent to handle the rent but could not find due to the limited time we had before leaving the United States, and Mostly we do not want our property to be given to any sort of person to avoid damages and troubles. I and my wife came over to West Africa for a missionary work, so I hope you will promise us to take very good care of the house.. So get back to me on how you could take care of our house or perhaps your present/past living experience and condition.
Please get back to me today with a reply so that i can give you an application form to fill out,


Regard and God bless you

Wow! I mean, wow.

1 comment:

Amy said...

Gotta love those Nigerian scams.