Monday, September 19, 2005

Matt UNLEASHED

*EDIT* These pictures were taken in my boyfriend's apartment which is off campus. They are pictures of people over the age of 21 consuming alcohol off-campus. I promise.

Boy oh boy do I have a picture post for you! I don't think I'm gonna do any more of an intro. On with the debauchery!



Will, how is that cool, tasty Sam Adams working for you?













"Gooooooood"













Paul pours jalapeno juice into his shot.

















Paul prepares for the shot of doom.











Thumbs up for Paul's shot!













I feel like we're in a movie, and Sam and Kristin are having a conversation, and Emily's the narrator, and she's poking her head in the scene to talk about Kristin and Sam... Ok, maybe not.









Ted has no idea what's going on.














I think something's funny. Probably Sam Ross. Or the fact that Will has legs and a puppy coming out of his head.












Emily looks so much hotter in Matt's jacket than Matt does.



















Paul Destus, in his World of Warcraft shirt.















AND THEN MATT ATTACKS!













AND THEN MATT LISTENS TO THE PENGUIN TALK!













AND THEN MATT PUTS A KEY IN HIS MOUTH!













AND THEN MATT STABS EMILY WITH THE KEY THAT'S IN HIS MOUTH!









AND THEN MATT IMPRESSES EMILY WITH HIS HOT GLANCES!












AND THEN MATT FORTMAN AND EMILY FINALLY BECOME CLEAR, AND MATT PLANS HIS LAST ATTACK!










...and of course, that's when we stopped taking pictures. Let's just say that I haven't seen Emily since. Poor girl. Matt Fortman is vicious.

Anyway, this week should be pretty awesome. Tomorrow night I'm going to see the Hackensaw Boys at the Bluebird with Ted. It should be a really fun show.

Wednesday night I have the lovely President's Council, then I'm going out to Yogi's with some fellow Collinsites (let me know if you're reading this and you want to come)!

Thursday night I have band practice with The Wina-Freds.

On Friday, Bonny and Jim Saraceno are coming in town! YAAAY! We're going to Lotus Fest, and we'll most likely get CRUNK and then pass out in a dark alley (by the way-- has anybody ever been to Cafe Django? I hear it's good. I need opinions!)

Ok, I must get back to work. Everybody wants computer help on Monday nights.

I hope you enjoyed this fun-filled post.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I notice there is no photo of me on the craft page...perhaps I was busy spray painting a basket or embroidering a pillow at the time....xoxo mammy

Anonymous said...

of course i would like to come on wednesday, just let me know.

as far as django - i personally don't care for it at all, but i know a lot of people that love it. go figure. (oh yeah, i hate everything, so you know, don't value my opinion.)

-allison

Ask Jim... said...

I'd like to say that the links on Bonny and Jim Saraceno are very appropriate.

AND... Shame on you children for having fun like that! I never did that when I was in college! We spent out time doing useful things like protesting war, burning down ROTC buildings and taking over administration buildings. Try to do that when your drunk!

(Red Green = funny / Tom Green = not funny)

Anonymous said...

Yo do not go to Dejango it sucks!!!
there are much better places to eat on 4th st!
~Jada the best lover in the world

Anonymous said...

omg, the hackensaw boys are awesome!