Friday, September 23, 2005

Toolbagface




So, I was walking through Ballantine Hall, and I passed this guy, and I just wanted to break his iPod nano and then kick him in the nether-regions. There's no real reason for this. I just wanted to. I'm guessing that he got an iPod when they first came out, then he probably got the 40 GB iPod, then he probably got the iPod mini, then, of course, the U2 iPod (excuse me while I puke all over myself). So now he has an iPod nano, on which he can listen to his "Dave" (who he saw 4 times over the summer).

Ok, perhaps I'm being a bit harsh. I'm sure he was a very very nice guy...

Anyway, you decide for yourself. I drew a very accurate picture of him using Microsoft Paint.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

gaawd. you are such a biotch.

ktnx. allison.

Anonymous said...

I commend your paint skills. You probably should have just gone ahead and punted him right in his small wiener.

Phil said...

If he was wearing a baseball cap askew (as pictured), then I'd be inclined to kick him in the nether regions regardless of his iPod.

Anonymous said...

i know exactly who this is, and you have every right to destroy him.

Noneroy said...

Wow. I have to say that's the best use of MS Paint I have seen in quite a long time. Even better than Amy. And that's saying something.